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ALS One hit wonders XI
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Over the last few issues, ALS has brought you a selection of Sunderland teams featuring groups of players united by a common; if ridiculous and obviously contrived, bond. Those gleaned from the fertile imaginations of folks with encyclopedic memories of all things red’n’white and also the desperate ramblings of madmen trying to pass the time on long away trips. We’ve had those now on the non-league circuit, those who went on to earn a crust abroad, those who are too short for a Euro Disney ride and those who came because … well, they couldn’t get a game for their own club.

This time around, we’ve looked at the elite band of men who showed up, ran around for 90 minutes (or less) and disappeared into the sunset, never to be seen again until turning up against the ressies in the Durham Senior Cup. Good folks of the Roker Republican Army, we give you, Sunderland’s Equivalents to Joe Dolce the “One Hit Wonders XI”

Goalkeeper: Keith Hird

hear no evil

A county Durham lad who was with us for half a dozen seasons after joining from Annfield Plain, Hird’s only game for the first team was the one blip in Peter Wakeham’s otherwise faultless appearance record in season ‘60-’61. The final game of the season, against Liverpool, ended in a 1-1 draw. It was then back to the reserves for a couple if years before joining Darlo and 17 times in season ’63-’64 before leaving league football. He died aged only 27 in 1967.

Right Back: Alan Hay

hay today gone tomorrow

The Former Bolton, Bristol City and York Man came out of semi-retirement in March 1989 to help out his mate Denis Smith and looked half decent despite failing to complete the game as Ipswich were demolished 4-0. He never regained full fitness at Sunderland though, and hobbled around Torquay for a couple of years before dropping out of the league scene

Centre back: Ian Hughes

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Made his debut for his hometown club at 18 in a 3-1 defeat at Swansea in October 1979, but didn’t reappear before signing for Barnsley in 1981. He looked so good in his year there that we re-signed him, but in the pre-season of ’82-’83 he suffered an injury that ended his playing days. He become a coach at Roker; staying until that great football expert Lawrie “Its great, man!” Mackemenmy arrived with his own ideas on football, which presumably didn’t include coaches who knew what they were doing. Ian stayed local as West Ham’s scout and may well be responsible for that irritating Mag Carrick’s presence in the east end.

Centre Back: Jan Eriksson

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Had built up an impressive reputation as a defender with AIKstockholm and Kaiserslauten, winning 18 Swedish caps and scoring the first goal against England in Euro 92, before arriving at Roker for £240,000 in 1997. His sole appearance is best vital deflection that gave Villa a 1-0 win and he spent the rest of his days making Chris Waddle look fast as he jogged up and down the main Stand touchline as an unused sub. Amazingly for a classy foreign import, he fell out with Reidy and disappeared into the Floridian sunset to earn a crust.

Left Back: Mark Outterside

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Outterside came from Ryton School in 1981, turned pro in 1985 had a loan spell at Blackburn the same year and two years later played against Oldham in a 2-0 defeat at Roker Park. After failing to get another game, he moved to Darlo playing virtually a full season and then dropped out of the professional game and onto the local league circuit Blue Star, Whitley Bay Hebburn, and Consett

Right Wing: Peter Barnes

i like to live in america

Sunderland were the 11th different club Peter Barnes had signed for in 14 transfers when he arrived with a big reputation, 22 England caps and the small matter of a goal against the Mags in the 1974 League Cup final. Unfortunately, like many tricky and well-traveled wingers (Terry Curran, for example), he didn’t have the bottle for a fight and an awful performance on his debut in a 4-1 defeat at Swindon in February 1989 was the last appearance he made in the English league. He buggered off to the USA, then Ireland and finally hung up his boots after a spell in the English Non-League.

Central Midfield: Gerry Harrison

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Harrison arrived from Burnley, his 7th club, at the age of 26-, which surely says something about his consistency- and debuted in the cup win at home to York in August 1999, in which he looked a little Sluggish. It was transpired that the poor lad was suffering from hepatitis. As we did rather well that season he couldn’t force his way back into a central Midfield past Mad Alex, Stinky Lee, and Cap’n Bally. He left for Luton and Hull and is now holding down a regular place with conference side Leigh RMI.

Central Midfield: Nicolas Medina

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Much to the bemusement of everyone who thought that spending three and a half million quid would guarantee us half decent player, Medina couldn’t break into the team after signing for Reidy in the summer of 2001. He then spent a season and a half eating pies and lifting weights in an attempt to build himself up. Although a few weeks drinking in the Bishop might have done the job a little quicker. Sgt Wilko eventually gave him a run out in the FA cup replay with Bolton last season, but after a tidy display where he did at least find a teammate on a regular basis, he was subbed after 90 minutes and never made it back into the team. Currently on loan to Leganes.

Left Midfield: Dominic Matteo

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Singed on load from Liverpool as part of Mick Buxton’s deadline day swoop that also included Brett Angell, Matteo played in a 2-0 defeat at Barnsley. However, afterwards it emerged that the relevant papers hadn’t been signed in time and that Matteo shouldn’t have played at all. He was quickly ushered back to Anfield while Sunderland were left to sweat on whether they would be fined points or not.

Centre Forward: John Hughes

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John ‘Yogi’ Hughes came from Palace to join kid brother Billy in January 1973 with a CV that included 8 Scottish caps and 400 league titles from his time at Celtic. However, only a few minutes into his debut against Millwall, a Challenge that their present manager would have been proud of wrecked Yogi’s knee. Despite an attempted comeback via training in Dundee, big John retired in May, just as his similarly built replacement, Vic Halom, was putting David Harvey into Wembley net and taking home an FA Cup winner’s medal.

Centre Forward: Sean Wharton

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When Wharton stood in for Marco at Portsmouth in 1989, he became the first black player to come through the ranks at Sunderland (a distinction he still holds.) When he was released at the end of the season Pompey dived in with a trial but this came to nothing and he returned to his native South Wales where he carved out a career- if you can call it that- in the League of Wales.

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(First appeared in issue 123 of ALS 03/04 season)

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